Home Trak
a home care scheduling software program that thinks that it is better than any other computer software program on the market. it likes to update several hundred times a day especially updating several times consecutively during times of crisis. home trak will interrupt anything else you are doing especially when you typing a very long and important email therefore causing giant gaps in the body for you to have to go back and fix. home trak will cause severe frustration causing you to curse at your computer randomly throughout the day making your co-workers and employers think you have tourettes syndrome.
heidi: i have to get this email out by noon.
deb: you better hurry then.
heid:i f-cking home trak keeps updating.
deb: f-ck home trak
heidi: i am going to throw this computer out the f-cking window.
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