Homeless Jizz
n.) j-zz, c-m, s-m-n from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on sean hannity’s shirt.
v.) 1. when a homeless person -j-c-l-t-s, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.
2. when someone j-zzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
n: “hmmm…just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, i bet i just sat in homeless j-zz.”
v: “sure did j-zz like a homeless man when i was f-cking my mistress last night…maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me.”
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