homemade mashed arse
when you shove a cactus between your neighbours b-ttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) time to mash me some -rs-!
2) that f-ckwit again? he must be craving some homemade mashed -rs-!
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