homesteader
a person who moves into a neighborhood at least seven years before the neighborhood becomes gentrified.
the homesteader is very proud be a homesteader.
the homesteader enjoys regaling new residents with tales about all the homicides that took place where the target now stands and the starbucks that was previously a meth lab.
the homesteader, if a homeowner, makes bank on selling. the homesteader, if a renter, gets priced out within a year of the new fusion restaurant opening. regardless, homesteaders always find a new frontier to stake their claim.
homesteader at one of the new brew pubs down the street, “when i moved here ten years ago no one had a smart phone. you had to agree to meet somewhere and show up. the only place you could get a beer was at a small dive bar. cabs were too scared to come here. there were no bike lanes.”
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