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• muffin nugget

  dried up female -j-c-l-t–n clumping around the t-st-cl-s, forming a white nugget. i still havent showered after last nights f-ck fest and i have m-ssive m-ffin nuggets.

• Muffin Neck

  when excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. related words: m-ffin top & turkey neck john goodman has a m-ffin neck.

• wayoverhung

  the result of a very awesome new year’s eve is being wayoverhung. being wayoverhung can last for days. “yes, i know there is vomit in my hair, i am so wayoverhung. leave me alone.” -barfing sounds-

• muffin munching

  performing c-nn-l-ng-s i.e. placing one’s mouth and tongue on, around and in the v-g-n- and going for it! “hey doris, i’m feeling rather peckish – get yer knickers off luv and let me do some m-ffin munching.”

• Maturity Time Out

  a time out given to an adult who needs to grow up. bob needs a maturity time out, he’s acting like a child.

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