homicidal stranger
the act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. after numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the b-ttox, and place one on your erect p-n-s, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air p-ssage. this simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.
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