homo fart
a h-m- fart is a guy blowing off a s-m-n-filled fart.
“did you just blow a h-m- fart?” asked nathan.
“er… of course not,” stammered luigi.
“i can smell the j-zz, dude,” said nathan.
luigi turned bright red and ran away.
the sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a “fast movement” sound.
my kids annoy the sh-t out me with constant h-m- farts for atleast an hour after an episode of power rangers.
typically this goes for a man. this is when a guy farts and instead of a good b-ss sound that makes most men laugh and women run. it makes more of a swoosh sound or a gust of wind. this sound normally comes out of a guy’s -ss who just had a very large p-n-s rammed in it for about a good hour.
guy 1.farts at the poker game and his pals laugh.
guy 2. farts and it made a swoosh sound his pals burst out loud and say “h-m–fart”. smells like latex……….
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