Homo-Goody two shoes


a person (a closeted h-m-s-xual) who tries to be as good and “clean” as humanly possible. he/she is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in its virginity and practice of abstinence. he/she is definitely a g-d-fearing h-m-s-xual or lesbian who cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course he/she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy or girl (respectively) beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your “sinful” lifestyle and just becomes a pest.
“eduardo verastegui (previous ricky martin’s love) is a h-m–goody two shoes”

he acts so much like a nun, he’s a h-m–goody two shoes

omg jennifer is such a h-m–goody two shoes

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