homo-shopping
the act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the tv to go shopping during a major sporting event.
your buddy: yo, did you see the phillies’ locker room celebration after they beat the dodgers in the ncls?
you: no, i had to go h-m–shopping for curtains with the little lady!
Read Also:
- Homospastic
being h-m-s-xual & spastic guy 1: i think hes gay guy 2: hes also a spastic guy 1: wow!! a h-m-spastic, god really sh-t on him.
- hopefukky
origin: (c2010) a typo of the word hopefully due to misplaced right pinky on the keyboard.. to be in a perpetual state of horniness surviving on the hope you will have s-x someday. after the break up, bob found himself in a state of hopef-kky that he feared would never end.
- Homusexual
homus-xual…the redneck term for h-m-s-xual hey bob…i gots me one of them homus-xuals in the back of the truck
- Honar
the ability to tell if a girl, or guy is a complete nasty freaky so sl-tty you’re ashamed you slept with them afterwards just by interacting with them in a a normal way. similar to gaydar but way cooler, as it can benifit one greatly if you are into sk-nky folks. i coined this term […]
- honey slide
1. a confection made with honey and lsd. abbie hoffman referred to it simply as honey in one of his books. 2. a confection made with honey and marijuana fried together. 1 heaping teaspoon of marijuana. 2 or 3 tablespoons of honey. put gr-ss in a dry frying pan. fry the gr-ss over a low […]