homo tech
(aka ‘h-m- technical foul’) a penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or h-m- in nature. in basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels i and ii)
accrual of 3 h-m- techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. every h-m- tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the war cabinet. any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
ex 1: dwayne wade was awarded a h-m- tech by fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 nba finals versus the dallas mavericks. he has 2 remaining.
ex 2: unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result h-m- tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
1. a whiny little b-st-rd who annoys the h-ll out of virtually everyone
2. a tech nerd who has been identified as a blatant h-m-s-xual
3. a tech nerd who you generally do not like
“dude, that computer teacher is a h-m-tech.”
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