homoblivious


not having the ability to recognize h-m-s-xuals as h-m-s-xuals; a lack of gaydar.
“he was so h-m-blivious that he didn’t know that guy was coming on to him.”
the state of being unaware of another person’s overt h-m-s-xuality; the complete lack of “gaydar.” introduced nationally on march 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality tom griswold of “the bob and tom show.”
h-m-blivious as ever, mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing cpr.
a person with absolutely no “gaydar” .
my mom is so h-m-blivious, she calls her queer neighbors “the bachelors”.
the exact opposite of gaydar. the inability to sense anothers s-xual orientation.
my husband thought steve was h-tting on me… he is so h-m-blivious.
a person’s inability to realize their h-m-s-xual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
mr. smith tried to kiss me last nite.
really? what did you do?
i told him i’m not gay, and he asked me if that meant i thought he was.
wow! the guy’s h-m–blivious for sure!

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