homohumpus
1. one who seeks adventure in bed with another man
2. one who seeks pleasure in bed on the top of a mountain, usually mount everest
3. a person paid to be humped by to h-m-s-xual men
joe’s been acting really weird lately, he might be h-m-humpus.
gay humping pleasure h-m-humpus
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