Homoment
a moment in which you realize something you or someone else said was h-m-s-xual.
jessica: so you and jake get along?
brad: me and jake!? shoot, me and him are basically inseparable!
jessica: uhhhh…
brad: sh-t… i think that was a h-m-ment.
the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they’re gay, and they realize you’re gay
me and jason were p-ssionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me….we were having a h-m-ment.
when two people of the same gender experience a moment where they would rather be groping and kissing than talking.
hey andie, check out those two guys over there having their h-m-ment.
when someone says something ‘gay’.
john: hi guys, do you think my manicure is pretty?
when a male acts in a way that might be construed in the stereotype of a h-m-s-xual.
i want to go on oprah’s giveaway show. wow. sorry. h-m-ment.
when you have a gay moment with someone that quickly p-sses
-eric, i think i love you.
-wtf?
-oh sorry, just having a h-m-ment.
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