Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile
a person with the unruly tendency to have s-x with dead, partially decomposed (to p–p-like consistency), baby male animals.
hey kids, the bible only condones f-cking between a man and a woman. don’t become h-m-necrobeastopedofecalphiles!
did you see that old man, such a h-m-necrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!
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