homonumeral
n. words on cell-phone predictive text, which use the same number combination. such as ‘me’ and ‘of’
i tried to write “pretty darn cool” but it came out “pretty farm book,” i hate h-m-numerals.
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h-m-phobe–n-l-hater 1. haters who talk sh-t about their friends that get to have -n-l with their girlfriends a)because they are scared to find out they are truly gay, or b)they are f-cking jealous carl: “d-mn her -ss felt so bomb.” thomas: “uuugh that’s so sick.” carl: “you’re being a h-m-ph-n-later”
- honknizzard
slang greeting or term of endearment meant for or by a person of mixed race, specifically black and white. what up, honknizzard?!
- honk-off
to tighten, often a nut or screw. if you honk-off that p-n-s vice any more i’m going to rupture and nut and i won’t be able to screw.
- Hoo Baby
1. to beat or -ssault physically 2. to copulate with 3. to steal 1. “you better shut yo mouf or i’ll hoo baby yo’ -ss!” 2. dat b-tch fine. i wanna take her home and hoo baby her -ss! 3. “gotd-mn, man, somebody done hoo babied my rims!”
- Hot Noodle
a male who is s-xy but limp. he was drop dead s-xy, but what a hot noodle.