homopolitan


a more descriptive term for metros-xual.
the crab people are the ones behind the h-m-politan revolution. see metros-xual.
1. n. a straight male who is several steps beyond the fey, preening fashion-consciousness of being merely metros-xual, displaying an exaggerated concern for appearance and lifestyle so as to undermine his masculinity and cast doubt on his s-xual orientation. 2. adj. exhibiting the qualities of being a h-m-politan. (h-m-s-xual + metropolitan)
“when jeff started moussing his eyebrows with matrix ultra hold, i knew he’d become a h-m-politan.”

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