homoprobe
a technique used by both hetero- and h-m–s-xuals to determine if another individual is h-m-s-xual. typically, the h-m-prober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the h-m-probee’s answers.
far more accurate than gaydar.
“i h-m-probed the new guy yesterday.”
“results?”
“gay. he kept saying ‘my partner and i this…’ and ‘my partner that…'”
characteristic of one who goes in search or feels overly comfortable around h-m-s-xuals. the opposite of h-m-phobe
that kid is such a h-m-probe! i understand tolerance for gays but hes kissing -ss! literally!
a b-tt plug used by h-m-s.
i must be a h-m-phobe according to politically correct propaganda since i don’t want to go anywhere near a h-m-probe.
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