homoptical illusion
a man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
“i thought jim was gay until i met his girlfriend, so it was all just a h-m-ptical illusion.”
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used to argue that something or someone is gay. “i have a h-m-spiscious penalty on jay for drinking a mai tai!” “i have a h-m-spiscious penalty on jay for drinking a mai tai!”
- honky mofo
white people whom are cool with black people. dat a cool honky m-f-.
- Honorrhea
when your honor get a bad rap. when you blow your honor away, you get honorrhea. john mccain’s honorrhia is acute and possibly uncurable. as of today there are no known cures for honorrhea.
- hoochie papa
1. a man sl-t; a man who gives out s-xual favours or is pregnant (with children). 2. a manly hoochie mamma my hoochie papa is straight. he don’t do d-ck. that ain’t no hoochie mamma. she’s a hoochie papa.
- Hoodlehopper
a go-to word when you can’t remember the word you’re loooking for. frazzled at the security check line at the airport, jane doe can’t find her p-ssport. she asks her friend: “have you seen my hoodlehopper?”