homoretardus
an adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
only a h-m-r-t-rdi (pl. or h-m-r-t-rdus) would still be on his mom’s cellphone plan at 22.
chris is such a h-m-r-t-rdus, he’s visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.
is that h-m-r-t-rdus still living with his mom?
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