Homosassa
a small town in florida consisting mainly of rednecksand many members of the kkk. walmartis the most populated store in this town. driving down the road you will spot many trucks with monster-sized tires. many of the trucks’ paint jobs are done with a variety of green and brown spray paint purchased from walmart. i wouldnt recommend you visit h-m-s-ssa unless you are of white ethnicity and cannot pr-nounce words correctly and use words like “aint” and “y’all”.
“hey dare jim bob, hire yew doin?”
“im good, bot to go muddin with my big tars in h-m-s-ssa.”
translation
“hey there jim bob, how’re you doing?”
“im good, im about to go mudding with my big tires.”
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