homotext
a word that can be spelled using the same numbers of a standard cell phone keypad as another word. may cause incoherent sentences.
common problematic h-m-texts are if/he, of/me, and go/in.
“requested” and “perverted” are h-m-texts.
“john,” “join,” “logo,” and “loin” are all h-m-texts.
derived from the suffix h-m-, meaning same and text, meaning… text. a h-m-text is a word spelled with certain characters on your t9word mode that also spell another word.
synonym: synotext
a: “hey let’s get a adds”
b: “adds?”
a: “woah h-m-text! i meant to spell beer”
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