homotextual

an ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the h-m-textual will claim to be straight and love women and women’s bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive h-m-s-xual inference.

typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to -ssert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between p-b-rty and death, aggressive and overt s-xual advance.
tyranny tard: lol i just f-kken raped that guy. i totally f-cked him in the -ss. i was like, so you think yer hot sh-t, well let’s duel and he totally sucked d-ck. i mean my c-ck was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

cimmeria player: so….you like the boys then?

tyranny tard: f-ck you, -sshole! i’m a real man! i get more p-ssy in a week than you’ll see your whole life, f-cking rp h-m-! come suck my d-ck little rp f-ggot, let me f-ck you in the ear!

cimmeria player:…so…you like the boys then?

tyranny tard: no, son! i ain’t queer like u.

cimmeria player: …ah.

tyranny tard: what?

cimmeria player: you are a h-m-textual. but it’s cool, i don’t judge.
black on black, white on white text.
google penalizes sites which allow h-m-textual text in their pagerank system.
a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like omg, lol, wtf in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.

it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.
i cant text nick for too long because he is so h-m- textual its sad
one who owns a phone, but will only text message. or one who texts too much.
“don’t bother calling ’em; he’s a h-m-textual.”
generally guys, but may also refer to girls in a non-negative connotative form, who are constantly texting others of the same s-x in a nonchalant matter generally leading to nowhere.
jr: ayy man what are you doing?
rolo: i’m texting christian.
jr: about what?
rolo: i dk, i just felt like texting him
jr: you’re always texting other guys. you’re such a h-m-textual!!!
when a person (generally male) is on his phone all day texting and ignoring others around him.
matt! will you get off that d-mn phone and stop being such a h-m-textual!
(adj.) term used to describe a text message or texting interchange with a person of the same gender
“i heard texting was a great way to flirt with the ladies. unfortunately most of my texts lately have been h-m-textual in nature.”