Homowell


a h-m-well or h-m-welling is when a man’s eyes well up with tears at moments that are unacceptable for a man to cry at. anything other than the death of his parents, death of his beloved dog, birth of his first child, or while watching the movie brian’s song are all unacceptable moments.
manly man #1: did you hear that johnny h-m-welled when his girlfriend broke up with him?
manly man #2: what a p-ssy!

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