Homowhack
a whack a father will give to his son. this whack contains pent-up h-m-s-xual urges for the son. after this whack, the urges will disperse and once again s-xual tension will pile up after a certain amount of time, depending on how s-xy the son is or how h-rny the father is.
d-mn, father just really h-m-whacked me. it was great. i think i creamed my pants.
a whack of any sort full of pent-up h-m-s-xual tension. a common practice among abusive fathers, football players, and gangsters. in other words, deeply closeted men.
no matter how many times the urges behind it are denied (see no h-m-), the intent is obvious.
dad: son, i am disappoint in you.
son: i’m sorry, dad.
dad: sorry’s not god enough. -h-m-whack-
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