homowife
the close female companion of a gay man, considered to be a much higher status than a f-ghag. the h-m-wife carries most of the same characteristics, privileges, and responsibilities of the wife in a hetero marriage, except for the obvious.
my h-m-wife surprised me with tickets to “hairspray” for our anniversary. i can’t wait!
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