Hond
hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. they can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.
an example of a hond in the cheltenham area is james geagan…if you know james geagan then you know a hond.
ahhh mate she must be a 1/10 at best…definitely a hond
that hond has ruined my zuba
the mispr-nunciation of the word “hands”
generally said by foreigners from ireland.
foreigner: hey my honds are dirty
me: your what?
foreigner: my honds… their dirty..
me: lol.
foreigner: what?
me: what.
foreigner: why.
me: why?!
foreigner: because..
me: why..
foreigner: because!
me: what?
etc…
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