Honduran Girl
loud; gossipy but fun; a drunk but will only judge every other girls drunkenness; went to college in boston, miami, new orleans or houston; stuck up; learns to smoke cigarettes at age 5 while lighting fireworks at christmas; prefers to lose her virginity in a car so that no one finds out; will spend more money on their hair and nails for a wedding than on the wedding present (to get your hair and nails done in honduras it’s about $30), shows up 2 hours late to everything, cannot speak spanish or english properly so instead she uses both
that girl wore a $5000 dress to my wedding and had perfect hair and nails but she didn’t even give a present… typical honduran girl
(honduran girl) i am going to school at bunker hill community college so i can be with the same people i’ve been with my entire life and they know my family has money. it doesn’t matter that i could go to a really awesome university elsewhere
(honduran girl) me voy a miami so we can go shopping.
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