HONERY!!

honery!!, using all caps and two ex points…
verb–a state of being not,
adjective, a l-st-filled wondering wandering
the formal state of h-rny orneriness where one, usually a superior male individual, expresses in deafening silence –as if it were a banner hanging from a “flag pole” waiting to be saluted –one’s utter exacerbation with a specific superior member of the opposite s-x, without being noticably impolite or unfriendly, yet hoping …
note: this state has little or nothing to do with typical relationship frustration as it goes beyond “normal” due to it’s involvement of two amazingly often stubborn individuals: firstly, a female who may well be a blonde (and by the way, dark brown is just another shade of blonde) air head of seemingly high intellectual capacity, and, secondly, a nice, fine and wonderfully most graciously understanding sensitive male. say gus.

warning: such situations may well lead to divorce court.
this is not as simple as it reads!

“say there. did you hear the one about the toad?”
“what toad?”
“there was this spike-horned toad who wanted to be a royal young prince of a fella. he just did not want to meet the initial ‘frog requirements’ of some princess.”
“she was probably just another, ordinary female in disguise who had trouble with her pea thing.”
“oh well… there are so many fine fish in the sea.”
“now, that’s a pretty deep subject!”
“i see! i see, said the blind one!”
i wonder which one got to be more honery!! and which one was just stayed confused, if then.
“say what?”
honery!!, so what does “honery!!” have to do with kissing a frog, a toad, a prince and a princess?
“excuse me. may i help you?”