Honey Badger

a honey badger is one fearless mother f-cker! he is the ultimate bad-ss of the animal kingdom. no one knows what they look like as anyone who’s ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. they wouldn’t think twice about starting some sh-t and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. this makes the honey badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother f-cker out ther. they will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
explorer: oh look, theres a honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

oh look, i’m dead!
the most fearless animal in the world. honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

a honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world – a puff adder – will p-ss out for a few minutes, wake up all p-ssed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
honey badger don’t care. honey badger don’t give a sh-t. it just takes what it wants!
one who doesn’t care, doesn’t give a sh-t.
he leaves the fridge open, he doesn’t wash the dishes, he doesn’t put dirty towels in the washer, he leaves dirty biking gloves in the living room, he doesn’t care, he doesn’t give a sh-t. he is a honeybadger.
the chuck norris of the animal kingdom. no bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger cr-p. if they did, that animal wouldn’t have the chance to regret it.
when the tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
doesn’t give a sh-t.
can be used to tell someone, you or overall, doesn’t give a sh-t.

friend #1 “my life is falling apart, i lost my family, friends, house…”

friend #2 “honey badger.”
huhn-ee baj-er

–verb (used with or without object)

1. to not give a sh-t under any circ-mstances; to have disregard for others’ perceptions or beliefs

2. to have such an insatiable desire that you’re willing to overcome great odds to satisfy it, such as slapping cobras, or fighting jackals
ex: (without object) so what if we get arrested? i’m honeybadgering tonight.

ex: (with direct object) my grade in that cl-ss wouldn’t change no matter what i got on the exam, so i honeybadgered it.
the honey badger has been referred to as “the meanest animal in the world”, and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. they are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, africa’s most fearless animal despite its small size. they are reputed to go for the scr-t-m when attacking large animals.
some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. they are persistent when they are after something. once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.

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