Honey Mummy


an older woman who provides for younger boys/men. similar to a sugar mummy, but sweeter.
guy a: what is your milf paying for that tonite?
guy b: yea bro, thats my honey mummy. after, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

guy 1: whoa d-mn! you got all this from that milf?
guy 2: yea bro! thats my honey mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

a: whoa d-mn! that milf is d-mn fine!
b: yea bro, i two-stone-one-bird that, thats my honey mummy.

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