Honeyjew


the jewish equivalent of a sugar daddy. a rich jewish male who buys many things for his girlfriend or significant other.
rachel: neil is totally jane’s honeyjew
arielle: yeah, no kidding. he buys her everything that she wants. he spends so much money on that shiksa.

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