honorary jew
an honorary member of the jewish brethren. usually awarded to someone who grew up in a jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. chews bazooka joe gum. jealous they didn’t get to build a tent in their back yard for sukoot or celebrate a bar mitzvah. frequently says stuff like “oy! it took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what’s what. mazel tov!”
jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.
those affiliated with jewish culture through long term -ssociation. employment, marriage, friendship or otherwise.
“i’ve worked at a jewish deli for three years, that makes me an honorary jew.”
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