hoobster
a pretty woman buying a gluten-free cookbook.
d-mn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!
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a raw spot formed on the palm of your hand as a result of jerking off to hard and/or to often. this rose palm stings…. i need to get laid.
- Brazilian Blow Dry
when a lady p-sses wind into your face during intercourse bro, last night leticia brazilian blow dry ‘d me right in the face, sh-t was like being in a wind tunnel.
- rare steak
the glorious inside of a black p-ssy. dark on the outside, but bright red on the inside. – “yo that black chick has got a nice rare steak” – “was it nice and red?” – “h-ll ya, juicy
- Fleshy mohawk
the act of whipping out your p-n-s and placing it on top of an unsuspecting persons head. “hey is dave tying his shoes over there?” “yeah, quick give him a fleshy mohawk!”
- donut on the doornob
a s-xual term for when a cream filled donut is inserted over a p-n-s, and is eaten off creating a crumb cream type j-zz. donut on the doorn-b me, place that donut over my p-n-s and it eat that baby.