Hooch Monkey
a: one who becomes a slave to the alcoholic beverage.
b: a drunkard
levi: “phil, how come you never have a few drinks with me”
phil: “i can’t do it, levi. i’m afraid of becoming a ‘hooch monkey’, like you.”
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