hoochie

a hoochie wears every fashion statement from the previous decade in one outfit. big -ss earrings & big -ss hair. makeup caked on…seriously…like a layer cake! she will get b-tt -ss drunk and sleep in that thick -ss makeup, it will get all over clothes (that she also p-ssed out in), and her car (where she p-ssed out), and then the next day before she goes to the get some coffee (or takes a shower), she will apply more gaudy makeup on top of that old mess!

sometimes her teeth are jacked up, and usually they have lipstick on them, but that doesn’t stop the dudes from going after her. it’s surprising to the women who are not hoochies, have good teeth, and are actually cute, that the men p-ss them up for the hoochie.

she has s-x toys so outrageous and huge in her night stand that it makes you wonder if her v-g-n- is a giant cave of some sort. people can’t seem to resist those signs telling them “next exit: zero gravity cave”. and though her sign isn’t written, it’s spelled out by how drunk and obnoxious she acts. “look at me! i’m drunk! i’ve got so much makeup on you can get sticky with me!”

she screws really hot guys, and professionals like doctors (in hospitals) and lawyers (at restaurants). now, i ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger…but they do buy her plastic stripper shoes, and give her some money sometimes (she tells them it’s for rent, but it’s for cocaine).

the only one who doesn’t want to bone her is her drug dealer (though he prolly did tap that -ss at least once).
“look at that hoochie! she’s all up on your man like that…you need to get her nasty -ss away from him before she gets her makeup all over that new shirt you bought him!”
a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).
“d-mn, did you estela’s sister at the sideshow last night? sportin’ a camel toe through her jeans, cornrows, you know she’s a straight-up hoochie”
a woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a sl-t. to be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.
did you see what yolanda was wearing. all the guys were staring at her -ss hanging out of those dukes. she is such a hoochie.
a woman who dresses in tight clothes and wears a large amount of makeup
d-mn! did you see mindy with her t-tty hanging out on the dance floor? what a hoochie…
a girl/woman who advertises herself in such ways: small, tight clothes, sometimes no clothes, has a lot of public s-x, sl-tty, too flirtatious, or a prost-tution. most of the time, has a negative reputation.
there was a hoochie walking down the hallway at school today.
a female who dresses up and/or acts in an improper manner in order to gain the attention of males. also known as a “sl-t” or hoe in some circles. hoochies are often needy, annoying, loud, abnoxious and think their sh-t dont stink. they live of recieving attention. aka attention wh-r-
yo that girl’s straight hoochie status right now
hoochie is a word often used to describe women -ssociated with rap videos or women who are willing to expose themselves in a similar fashion for fame or money.

a hoochie can also be used to describe any woman who dresses in a way directly targeted to get attention from men, while she will shoot down and condemn any guy who tries to give her a compliment while she will hook up with any guy who treats her like trash or offers her drugs.
example 1: mama always told me don’t end up like the hoochies in the rap videos.
example 2: rebecca has been acting like a real hoochie lately, she could have left the party with a doctor but riley got her again.