Hoochie Mama
1. a female who dresses ghetto ho fabulous. lots of gold, lots of weave-typically pattie labelle style with red, purple, gold, or orange streaks, and long nails with lots of airbrush glitter, and color. this female’s goal in life is to use her female attriibutes to obtain a male with lots of money or any money to spend on her. weaves, rent, & diapers for her baby from another daddy included. 2. a ghetto version of a “gold digger”.
friday night (payday} at the club: “ooo, girl the hoochie mamas are out trollin’ tonight!”
couchie is adapted from the french word coucher for “to go to bed” (like our word “couch”, which you can lie down on). and around the turn of the century in really gritty clubs and circuses (and for a long time after that) women who danced suggestively rolling their hips were “hootchie coutchie” dancers, or dancing the “hootchie coochie”.
these women were not considered morally upright in the general public, so calling a woman a hootchie cooch was calling her a tramp, especially if dressed in a way that is meant to be provocative and showy. hootchie mama is a variation on this term. (and could get you beat down if you call a woman that.)
that britney spears ain’t never gonna get her kids back going into the courtroom dressed like a hoochie mama.
that daughter of yours thinks she looks cute in her short skirt and bare midriff, but to the guys at school she just looks real hootchie.
“now folks here’s the story ’bout minnie the moocher. she was a red hot hootchie coocher…” – minnie the moocher (cab calloway – 1930)
polite term used by women to define other women as sl-ts
an alternative to yelling “serenity now!” when things aren’t going your way.
first user: frank costanza on seinfeld
when his wife kept bugging him about cleaning up the garage, frank yelled: “hoochie mama!”.
an older woman (over 21) that dresses like a sl-t or prost-tute.
you look like a hoochie-mama.
when you speak to a girlfreind that you haven’t known very long but are just begining that bond!
your friends with some one for more than six months and hanging out at the mall, doing your hair together etc….. let’s go hand out hoochiemama!
a woman who wears a skirt that almost shows a goodies. will wear booty shorts in winter and call them pants. a woman who will let people look but wont touch.
maddi is a hoochie mama because she wears a mini skirt in the dead of winter
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