Hood Baby

first referenced in dave chappelle’s special “killing them softly”, the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)….common characteristics of a hood baby are gl-ssy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.
now this is when i know i’m in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. remember, this was 3 o’clock in the morning. i looked out the window, and there was a f-cking baby standing on the corner. and the baby didn’t even look scared, he was just standing there. and it made me sad you know, because i wanted to help the baby. i was like, “mm mm i don’t trust you either, click! clllick! the old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? not gonna fall for that sh-t. but where is this limousine driver?” as time goes by i start feeling worse, i was like, “what the h-ll is wrong with me, i’m scared of a baby! but this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. i gotta do something.” but i wasn’t gonna get out of the car. i’m serious, man. i just cranked the window open a little bit. “hey baby! baby, go home, man! it’s 3 o’clock in the morning man, what the f-ck are you doing up?” the hood baby says, “i’m selling weed, n-gg-!”
a baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the am.
“on yonder corner is a hood baby.”
a girl that acts like a hoodrat but isnt old enough to be cl-ssified as one.
look at all them hoodbabies on maury.