hood romance
the type of romance that is expressed in a sincere, straight-forward, but crude manner. a relationship that is publicly open regarding their strange and sometimes raunchy s-xuality.
girl: “look sweets, i’m even folding your underwear. you’re welcome.”
boy: “thanks bae. i’ll f-ck you in the -ss later for it.”
girl: “that’s the sweetest thing anyone’s said to me.”
that’s hood romance!!
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