Hooded Carrot
noun 1. a slang term for the female cl-toris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncirc-mcised p-n-s
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in prescott, az
1. “she kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!”
2. “so i took off his boxers and surprise! he’s got a hooded carrot.”
3. “i need a cheap drink and not to have my id checked, ya know?” “yeah, let’s head to the hooded carrot.”
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