hoodie bait
when a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there’s another male inside of it.
male 1: “yeah, i dunno. he wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder.”
male 2: “seriously? is he gay or something?”
male 1: “nah, i think it was just the hoodie bait.”
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