hooding
nonsense, craziness
he gave you a tenesee hot pocket, that a bunch of hoo-ding
to take something from a higher undeserving source with the understanding that the source already takes enough from you or others already. the name derives from the heroic outlaw from english folklore, robin hood. often confused with ‘pirating’, but it’s similarities are differentiated by the source from which the item is taken from. when an item is taken/copied from a normal medium, the term ‘pirating’ is appropriate. when an item is taken/copied from a source which has already exploited the m-sses through a monopoly, political upper hand, or corrupt business policies, the term ‘hooding” is appropriate. platform; “robbing from the rich and giving to the poor” -robin hood
he has been hooding the new release of that alb-m.
the act of running up behind a person wearing a hoodie with the hood down and lifting it over their head, then running away.
person 1: dude people keep hooding me.
person 2: yeah, but you get used to it.
when you pull the hood of someone’s hoodie over their head. you can either say “hood!” while doing it, or “you’ve just been hooded!” after you do it.
example 1: jeff sneaks up behind bill and yells “hood!” while hooding him.
example 2: ben pulls cameron’s hood over his head and then yells “you’ve just been hooded!”
a s-xual act involving 2 males who are uncirc-mcised.
the 2 males face each other and each p-n-s is aligned such that the glans are touching. the partic-p-nts then proceed to pull back each others foreskin back and forth over both glans until -j-c-l-t–n is achieved
daz and rag were just hooding and rag -j-c-l-t-d down daz’s glans!
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