hoof
to inhale from a smoking device.
“here john, i’m not sure i want to clear this bong.” “mate, f-ck up and just hoof it.”
“where were you decky?” “me and steeko were out the back hoofin lungs.”
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a popular p-rn star’s deformed foot.
what the hoof? i think its self explanitory.
slag word created in hamilton new zealand to show a sign of honesty
sort for honest on our friendship.
said: hoof
origin: new zealand
me : bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!
friend: what?! hoof?
me: yea! hoof!
the erection of the lips of a female’s v-g-n-. often -ssociated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
guy 1: that chicka over there digs me something bad man!
guy 2: what? how can you tell?
guy 1: dude, you can tell she’s sporting a major hoof over me!
to floor it in a vehicle. usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.
“when i get to that road in my range rover i always hoof it”
another slang term for f-ck. can be used around children, and the elderly.
“what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man.”
walk
go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.
slang term given to {marijuana} in melbourne’s north western suburbs.
hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? i got 5 grams.
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