hoofenbowler
1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (e) all of the above.
i put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. it didn’t catch on fire! no metal in there…
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