Hoofied
verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.
“i was date-raped by a horse. he hoofied me and next thing i know, i’m lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head”
while kelly was in the restroom, the h-rny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
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