hoofle


a portmanteau of ‘hoof’ and ‘m-ffle’, whereby one hoofs drugs in a bathroom using the flush to m-ffle the sound.
“p-ss me the gear pablo. i’m off to the toilets for a sneaky hoofle.”

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