Hook Hampshire

hook is a small town, near basingstoke. it is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

it has a londis, premier and tesco too, with many takeaways, causing the population of hook to be obese.
the place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

the hook parish council set up ‘the base’ to get youths off the streets… this did not work, no body goes there.

the amount of moped’s has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get m-ss amounts of complaints from the local residents.

a few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-one car you’ve got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

in hook there are the hyg and the hook m-ssive. the hyg drive whereas the hook m-ssive prefer to walk and f-ck sh-t up.

bun bench is where you’d find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog sh-t bin, fat draws.
note: if you’re ever on drugs, avoid the trippy -ss hook ‘lady’ walker.

hook has a range of antisocial activities:
terrorising yugi,
throwing dead pigeons across the road,
trolley racing in tesco car park,
making large fires in bluebell woods,
eggs.
‘anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?’

‘f-ck dat sh-t, bro’