hook in my tree
when a guy has a b-n-r.
guy 1: d-mn that girl was hot.
guy 2: i know, now i’ve got a hook in my tree.
girl 1: look at that guy’s pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
girl 2: yeah, i don’t know why he decided to wear sweatpants.
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