Hook it off
when someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to “hook it off.”
hooker: “hey, you want whatever i do?”
man in buick: “sorry, i need to be up early for the work.”
hooker: “hook it off!”
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