Hook Man


1) similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) a scary story you might tell a person’s b-tt hole. every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. “…and they say the hook man still lives today!” at this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, i prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful b-tt hole.
1)
person1: is dave running hook man tonight?
person2: yeah!
person1: this parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
person1: you said you gave her the hook man story last night?
person2: yeah! got a b-tt hole-in-one!
person1: nice!
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