hooka


a large water bong/pipe with a hose, or multiple hoses used to smoke weed or (sometimes flavored) tobacco. of middle eastern descent

also called shisha i think, or that might be the flavored tobacco, but whatever its called its fun as h-ll and you can get a nice buzz from the hookas at a hooka bar if you hit it real hard and its legal
lets go down to the hooka bar and hit the hooka
the misspelling of the word hookah.
some dude: let’s go to a hooka bar.

me: you f-cking f-ck face mother f-cker, if your going to add to the urban dictionary then f-cking spell correctly. g-d you’re a stupid benis.
a bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.
yo my new hooka has 6 hoses
an asian way of saying hooker.
“hey hooka! tonite yo’ shift!”
1. the way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two.

2. how you spell hooker if you’re lazy or have a strange accent.
“ey where all my money?!??!!?? oh ya i spents it all on weed and a hooka. now i can’t even buy a cheap nasty hooka.”
one who uses their body for money
sometimes the girl gives off signals that shes very interested and u think ur gonna get lucky so u go all out and u get robbed…those d-mn hooka’s!
n. (who-cah)

large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

load with what you would load a normal bong with.

not legal in al 50 states.
dude, have you ever tried two hooka hoses at once?

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